Tuesday, September 27, 2011

NY Magazine and Salon Publish (Almost) Identical Article At Same Time

Well this is embarrassing. The editors at both New York magazine and the War Room blog at Salon decided to write articles focusing on things about Chris Christie that the Republican base won't like. That in and of itself is not that terribly original, but when you make nearly identical bullet pointed lists, you start running into trouble.

From Steve Kornacki at Salon, 8:30 AM, the four main Christie diversions from party orthodoxy:
Immigration, gun control, abortion and Muslims
From Dan Amira at New York, second to the punch at 8:35 AM:
Illegal immigration, gun control, climate change, race to the top, Muslims 
This is not a case of plagiarism, clearly. Dan Amira could not have written a 1,200 word article in five minutes. But it is a clear example that when they want to be, political reporters can really be on the same page.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Fall! The Second Best Season Comes In (With A Rain Storm)

Fall! Oh how I welcome the coming of this season. Winter's my top pick (drink hot coco during a snow storm next to a fire and try to disagree with me), but Fall is always welcome to me. 

Fall is a transitional season, first and foremost. It ends the worst season (Summer) and leads to the best (Winter). Let's start with Summer. Summer is hot, humid and horrible. If you disagree, try going outside in Washington DC in the middle of August. There is nothing charming about your shirt becoming soaked with sweat in under five minutes. And that's not temporary. If you don't like the cold, the air doesn't stick with you once you've gone inside. But sweat does, and absent several daily showers, it doesn't let you forget how hellish the outside it.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Stephen Fry's Thoughts On Mitt Romney

In 2007, British polymath Stephen Fry took a trip through America, driving through all 50 states, sampling the local color for a BBC series and an accompanying book. One of the first state he visited was New Hampshire, where he experienced American presidential politics at its most grassroots. In the run-up to the 2008 New Hampshire Republican primary, he followed Mitt Romney around for the day. Here's what he experienced as Romney visited a supporter's house:

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Proof That The Far-Right and Far-Left Aren't That Different

In case you needed more evidence that the political spectrum is a circle and not a line:

Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) says he would consider putting the liberal congressman Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio) in his Cabinet if he wins the presidency in 2012.  
Paul said his libertarian political philosophy helps him connect with some on the far left — including Kucinich, who shares Paul’s general anti-war stance.
Yea, that's a match made in heaven right there.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Guess What Martin Peretz Thinks Of Obama's Middle East Policy?

He's not a fan of course, but only Peretz can make the argument in his usual disjointed and illogical style.


We start off with the usual crap about how Obama isn't really fully American, a "president disconnected from his nation." Which is something, coming from an American who spends most of his year in Tel Aviv. 

Monday, September 19, 2011

Just How Harmful is Playing Football?

Dementia-symptom causing, and worse:
“There is something wrong with this group as a cohort,” Omalu says. “They forget things. They have slurred speech. I have had an N.F.L. player come up to me at a funeral and tell me he can’t find his way home. I have wives who call me and say, ‘My husband was a very good man. Now he drinks all the time. I don’t know why his behavior changed.’ I have wives call me and say, ‘My husband was a nice guy. Now he’s getting abusive.’ I had someone call me and say, ‘My husband went back to law school after football and became a lawyer. Now he can’t do his job. People are suing him.’ ”...When we think about football, we worry about the dangers posed by the heat and the fury of competition. Yet the hits data suggest that practice—the routine part of the sport—can be as dangerous as the games themselves. We also tend to focus on the dramatic helmet-to-helmet hits that signal an aggressive and reckless style of play. Those kinds of hits can be policed. But what sidelined the U.N.C. player, the first time around, was an accidental and seemingly innocuous elbow, and none of the blows he suffered that day would have been flagged by a referee as illegal. Most important, though, is what Guskiewicz found when he reviewed all the data for the lineman on that first day in training camp. He didn’t just suffer those four big blows. He was hit in the head thirty-one times that day. What seems to have caused his concussion, in other words, was his cumulative exposure. And why was the second concussion—in the game at Utah—so much more serious than the first? It’s not because that hit to the side of the head was especially dramatic; it was that it came after the 76-g blow in warmup, which, in turn, followed the concussion in August, which was itself the consequence of the thirty prior hits that day, and the hits the day before that, and the day before that, and on and on, perhaps back to his high-school playing days.
I had never been able to put a finger on the reason I could never become greatly interested in football, but I think Malcolm Gladwell's article comes damn close. Football is war writ small. And like war, it can be sometimes justified, but the goal is what justifies it. Subjecting yourself to serious and repetitive concussions for the sake of a ball isn't worth it. The game is just never ending (mostly because of the speed) violence. I've seen the effect that dementia can have, and trust me, earning a few million for a few years in your twenties is not worth the cost of forgetting your children. George Carlin was, as always, right in his preference for baseball.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

New York Times Won't Mention A Gay Person Is Gay: Anderson Cooper Edition


Welcome to another entry in the hopefully limited series of New York Times profile articles about obviously gay men that never mentions their sexuality. Today's target is Anderson Cooper, in an article about his new show in the context of his personal life.

The context is important. It is silly to demand that a journalist mention the sexuality of everyone they write about, and in fact that would be a step too far. Would someone reading about Apple's quarterly profit report care to know that the new CEO is gay? No, and it would be irrelevant to the story. But a profile article, which is explicitly about a public individual's private life is a different matter. Alessandra Stanley, the author, must have been trained by Martha Graham, for the dancing she does around Cooper's sexuality is masterful. The premise of the whole article, its reason for existence, is that Cooper has a new talk show in which he divulges details about his private life, except one, which is never named. Hence him going on vacation "with a friend," and Cooper not explaining "who looks after his dog, Molly, when he goes off on assignment." Before Stanley gets anywhere near the painfully obvious subtext, she moves on to a strange comparison of Cooper and Glen Beck for no apparent reason other than their similar hair color.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

You Can Be Too Close To The Lord


This is the danger of a custom license plate - not everyone understands your abbreviations as you do.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

September Tenth In The Marble City, Ten Years Later


Here we are, ten years later. This year I’m in Washington, and not in New York as I was on that September 11th. It’s been a week of memorials, remembrances and special editions (none better, I should add, than New York Magazine. I bought a subscription because of it). But in terms of flashing back to that time, nothing did a better job than the latest ‘serious’ but ‘unconfirmed’ threat. So how is the town feeling today? I went down to Dupont Circle and the White House to see for myself.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Apparently, China Loves Hitler

And they love him in a way that only China can:
Hitler’s Belly, a hit play currently touring China, answers the eternal question of what the world’s most notorious dictator looks like when portrayed by an overweight Chinese man pretending to be pregnant. It mixes snippets from Charlie Chaplin’sThe Great Dictator, old newsreel footage, slapstick with Chinese sensibilities, and an extended fart joke. As Hitler prepares to give birth, Chaplin—also a character in the play—wanders the bunker, impersonating Hitler to his underlings. Chaplin spars with Hitler, and then everyone raps. Genocide is not mentioned.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

My Deep Philosophical Problem With Today's Martin Peretz Article

AS long time readers of this blog will know (all four of you), I really don't like Martin Peretz. It's mostly a philosophical and political problem, in that I personally believe that Arabs are also members of the human race. But hey, we all have our differences. The one thing I can certainly say about his articles is that they leave me something to say. Against them, generally. But today, I have an issue.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Intellectual Cat Fight Of The Day

Here's a classic, Gore Vidal vs. William F Buckley. Gore brings his wit and homosexuality, Buckley that ridiculous accent.
Let's get it on:


Bernard-Henri Lévy Speaks on Libya

The serial shirt unbuttoner, speaking on BBC's Newshour, said:
Libya is the first war that France wins since 1918
They did get their asses handed to them by the Germans again, other Frenchmen, Vietnamese, Algerians, and whiny middle class college students in the mean time. To say that France won the First World War though might be a bit of a stretch. Seeing how a generation of young men was almost wiped out, and all those permanently maimed from chemical warfare (and also laying the groundwork for the Nazi's rise to power), it's rather difficult to make a claim that anyone 'won' that war.
Except America. We definitely won that one.