Welcome to another entry in the hopefully limited series of
New York Times profile articles about obviously gay men that never mentions their sexuality. Today's
target is Anderson Cooper, in an article about his new show
in the context of his personal life.
The context is important. It is silly to demand that a journalist mention the sexuality of everyone they write about, and in fact that would be a step too far. Would someone reading about Apple's quarterly profit report care to know that the new CEO is gay? No, and it would be irrelevant to the story. But a profile article, which is explicitly about a public individual's private life is a different matter. Alessandra Stanley, the author, must have been trained by Martha Graham, for the dancing she does around Cooper's sexuality is masterful. The premise of the whole article, its reason for existence, is that Cooper has a new talk show in which he divulges details about his private life, except one, which is never named. Hence him going on vacation "with a friend," and Cooper not explaining "who looks after his dog, Molly, when he goes off on assignment." Before Stanley gets anywhere near the painfully obvious subtext, she moves on to a strange comparison of Cooper and Glen Beck for no apparent reason other than their similar hair color.