Thursday, January 19, 2012

Today In GOP Cluster-Fuck News

Rick Perry drops out, will endorse Newt Gingrich.

Rick Santorum actually won the Iowa caucus by around 30 votes, even though several precincts lost their ballots.

ABC News will run an interview with Newt Gingrich's ex-wife tonight (the second one).

For some reason, there is another debate tonight.

Stephen Colbert, who wants South Carolinians to show their support for him by voting for Hermain Cain, will host a rally tomorrow with the mustachioed pizza maker.

No one can ever say that politics in South Carolina is boring. I'm just waiting for the robocalls that imply a candidate has an illegitimate black child.

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