Rick Santorum Is A Pirate (No, Not That Kind)

He might be that kind of pirate, but I'll wait for further confirmation of that. In the mean time, the company that designed Rick Santorum's campaign website (sorry, it's obligatory for card-carrying homosexuals to link to that) is being sued. A Dutch company says that the designers stole their trademarked font, and are seeking $2 million in damages, though they might be persuaded to accept lube as punishment. You know how crazy the Dutch are about lube.