Hurricane Irene Was A Top

Hurricane Irene was a top

It showed the trees who’s boss

It lashed their leaves

And soaked their trunks

Hurricane Irene was a top

Hurricane Irene was a top

It threw those tree’s branches around a lot

It covered them in its juice

All the bottoms, even the spruces

Hurricane Irene was a top

Hurricane Irene was a top
DC is a town of bottoms
Irene came in and made a splash
We perked up and covered our rears
Hurricane Irene was a top

Hurricane Irene was a top

It flooded Manhattan up its rear

It didn’t play safe

Now it can’t come out and play

It’s been retired up to Vermont

Hurricane Irene was a top.